Two years with my awesome computer and no understanding as to how I haven't got a virus on it.. now I have. Some how it gave me a window to type this, but until I get some superior virgin guy to fix it, I can't t ype for a day or five. The nerds own us. Hopefully, he won't take all my money, my real job depends on this here porn machine... not for porn, but for boring newspaper articles I write.
(Or C.W.) Whichever you know me as.