Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Tomorrow's Booth

Me and my roommate are going to set up a booth downtown tomorrow night to make money off of drunk people. We will be running a two-man booth with your choice of two amazing products.

K-Max is going to draw caricatures of people for a dollar - stick figure caricatures. Give him a dollar, and we will draw you... as a stick person. He promises to give nice girls big boobs, and rude girls big hips.

For my part, I am going to be selling plagiarized celebrity autographs. You name the celebrity, and you tell me the message you want to them to send you and I will totally right that on a piece of paper and sign their name to it. You want a piece of paper with Brad Pitt professing his love to you? I can make it happen - you know, sort of.

I know what will happen. Mark my words. Whenever I just try to have fun and brighten this town up with something like a silly self-admitted fake autograph table, the powers that be get all mad and put me in handcuffs. I don't know how a comical side-business can lead to that, but when I'm involved, it always does. I think it's because I have pretty teeth.


  1. Okay, so we need to see a better photo of you! :) And, I think you need to set up another beer stand! That was freaking hilarious! And, this time take some pics!

    Hugs - Tiff

  2. I promise some pics next time, Tiff. I will do the beer stand once I get a couple of issues cleared up in our judicial system. One I did, one I didn't. And the one I didn't shouldn't be outlawed anyway. So really - I did neither.

  3. How is it that you are so freaking hilarious? Well, hopefully soon you can set it up again and just not get caught!